i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
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There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
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I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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