I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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