would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
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out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
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To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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