Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
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Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
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Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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