Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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