; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
