He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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