I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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My vagina supports interfraternal relations
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
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i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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