First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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