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Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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