the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
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The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
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My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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