only if we run a train.
done.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
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Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
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I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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