I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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