we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
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Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
i need some magic done to my vagina
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk