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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

worst lay ever....

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as long as you cum, there is no bad sex

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ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement

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(403): worst lay ever.... (780): as long as you cum, there is no bad sex (403): ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement http://tfl.nu/cjn6

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!

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(612): I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome! http://tfl.nu/jbu3

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(586): View more from Michigan

it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special

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(586): it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special http://tfl.nu/7k86

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.

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(304): I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough. http://tfl.nu/4w8d

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(303): View more from Colorado

At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.

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At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.

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(303): At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends. (1-303): At about the same time you guys weren't burritos. http://tfl.nu/mxci

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(831): View more from California

period poops. best. ever.

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omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...

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(831): period poops. best. ever. (925): omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that... http://tfl.nu/lwj4

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(410): View more from Maryland

I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.

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I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.

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(410): I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube. (1-410): I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds. http://tfl.nu/szhm

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(720): View more from Colorado

I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.

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(720): I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole. http://tfl.nu/jzio

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!

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(617): I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed! http://tfl.nu/vwkc

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Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?

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In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions

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(609): Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles? (1-609): In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions http://tfl.nu/67pw

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Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.

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(801): Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month. http://tfl.nu/irqs

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You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.

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(302): You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English. http://tfl.nu/fod6

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?

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(617): How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism? http://tfl.nu/bpr0

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life

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(610): Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life http://tfl.nu/zhdb

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I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions

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(412): I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions http://tfl.nu/fhlj

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