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(406): View more from Montana

we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.

(1-615): View more from Tennessee

Anal.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.

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(330): View more from Ohio

i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love

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(504): View more from Louisiana

How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?

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(425): View more from Washington

Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable

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(317): View more from Indiana

considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead

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(817): View more from Texas

Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk

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