I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
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After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
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So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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