Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
It's just like the Real World with babies
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Randomize
