You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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