I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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