i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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