I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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