I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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