Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
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How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
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Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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