dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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