I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
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Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
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I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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