I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
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Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
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So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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