can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
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That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
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You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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