he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
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I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
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We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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