And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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