I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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