its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
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...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
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This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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