Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
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We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
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So vagazzling was a success
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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