his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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