normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Im just a social blackout drinker.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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