Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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