I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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