You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
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she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
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Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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