It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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