two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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