he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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