break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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