Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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