I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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