Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I did not marry a roomba.
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