I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
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i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
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I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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