Christians are straight up FREAKS
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
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what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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