have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
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I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
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It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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