a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
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I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
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Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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