Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
