And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Randomize
