Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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