That's when you crack a 10am beer
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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