My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
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Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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