Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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