Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
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I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
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I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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