he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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