i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
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Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
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I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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