took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Drunk is a universal language darling
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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